Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I'm pretty sure its cool...

Carnival is awesome.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Thundercats Hooooooo

I used to have a Thundercats hard plastic fist that you slipped over your hand. It came with a Thundercats sword. I won them shooting bb gun rifles at a fair in the park in Mexico City when I was in first grade.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

First Ben and Zoey...

Now, I bring you Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams...

Hipster marriage is so in!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Craig Finn: Please Beat Up My Chemical Romance For Me

Oh wait... Your music already did!

Here's a sure-fire recipe for coolness (contrast with My Chemical Bullshit's so-called Dylan cover below):

Stark Reagan-Era Lo Fi Rock Song + The Hold Steady + Stark Recession Imagery from the Jersey Shore x Handpicked by The Boss = HELLA SICK HOLD STEADY COVER OF SPRINGSTEEN'S "ATLANTIC CITY"

Check my math. Pretty sure I'm right.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This is why you're fat.

This is why you're fat. A blog, much like this one, but there is something a little different going on over there. They post pictures of the fattiest foods I think I may have ever seen in my entire life. And I like to think that I've seen some things.

I start with what they call "The Hamdog". My brother Erik has actually eaten one of these, I saw the pictures to prove it, and he loved it. I think he actually eats one every year. Now, he is not fat but he is a pot smoking hippie so I think that explains a lot. Love you brother!

This beauty is called a "Turbaconucken". I know we've heard of a Turducken, but this...this is innovative and extremely exciting. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. ALL WRAPPED IN BACON. You heard me.

It's the size of this one that, like Arthea Franklin, demands respect. It's a Giant Breakfast Burrito. A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Chris, I know how you feel about mayo but how to you feel about Baconnaise? Maybe you could try it and see where that takes us ;D

Corn Dog Pizza. You're thinking about eating this right now aren't you?

And I'll end with this. This is a French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick. Every 7 year old's dream. Or just a fatty's dream.

Put an end to H8!

"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... from Courage Campaign on Vimeo.

Monday, February 9, 2009


Okay, so I posted this video because it's amazing and then they disabled embedding. Probably because it's so amazing. So here is the link, GO WATCH IT!

Believe me when I say I fucked a Mermaid.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

ring on it

I just can't get over this video...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Jack Pot! (in creepy old guy voice from Family Guy)

This is for you, Chris. Yeeaaahhh!!

I think my favorite part is when he laughs after finishing the one about the Jonas Borthers.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

i ain't down with the herd, i don't like leeches, they suck



For the second week in a row, fucking Bon Ivar (sp? pronunciation? who cares?) has been featured on Grey's Anatomy. You know, during that oh-so-emotional/funny/touching moment that comes in the middle-to-end of each and every episode.


A music director somewhere should be losing his job tonight.

Is it cool...?


PS: Give me a CD so I can listen to him outside of a pseudo-bohemian hipster context and I'll give it a try.

PPS: Listen to the first 45 seconds of "A Song Without Words" by Poor Bailey, using a pair of Bose headphones, and you will see God. That shit is hella cool.

My Chemical--BARF!

First of all, there have been some amazing posts going on around here. Boobs. Crazy Christians. Bosscocks. I LOVE IT!

So I'm sorry to be a downer amidst all the coolness... But I saw this today and I just had to share.

Not cool. So not cool.

How exactly does one go about reducing Dylan's eleven-minute-twenty-three-second epic down to a shitty three-minute-fifteen-second pop-punk travesty? I wouldn't know where to start... But then again, I'm not the charming lads in My Chemical Romance.

This blows.

I thought that's what Jesus was for...?

Best Week Ever is on point today. They posted this link for the Passion For Christ Movement, a Los Angeles-based youth-targeting religious organization. They sell the following as a part of their ministry:

"There are things in our culture that are deceiving us, but we think that it is good because of two primary reasons: 1) it's pleasurable to us for a season, or 2) because the majority of people are doing it and therefore we don't believe God when He says it's wicked. In actuality, however, these sins are fattening us up for the slaughter of God's wrath."

Now, I don't think that their message of hate will do anyone any good but these shirts are effing incredible!

I <3 the internetz.

You all know how I feel about Guitar Hero. So I think you will understand why I find this so amusing. I'm torn between being extremely entertained by this and jealous that I didn't think of it first.

Rock Band Traffic


A Houston woman with a 38KKK bust has broken the record for the world's largest breasts.

38 KKK. A CUP SIZE OF KKK! Talk about more than a hand full.

You can read the rest of the story here.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

You are about to get bosscocked.

This is the coolest thing I have seen on the internet since superbowl. You will laugh. You might pee, and there is a 40% chance of shitting your pants. I love it! If you are worried, it is totally ok for work or watching with the kids. Well, maybe not the kids.


Can it be super tough and cool? I think this will show you that, yes, it can.

The Tough Guy Challenge took place on Feb 1st. I had no idea this existed (which probably takes my tough and cool points down a bit). Its a challenge that many of our post men and women go through every day. Rain, Snow, and... Fire? Ok, well, not the same at all. It is however an obstacle course with 21 parts including barbed wire, fire, freezing water, mud, and many others. And best of all, its for charity!

Check it out!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Another Reason Stanfurd SUCKS!

So I read today that Condoleezza Rice is going back to Leland Stanfurd Junior University to "teach" now that the nation no longer needs her "service." (Apparently the NFL didn't want her...?) Hilarity ensued on the forum that broke the story. Comments included:

"At one of her morning briefings at the Hoover Institute, there will be a memo that states, 'Cal Bears determined to attack Stanford.' And she will ignore it."


It should also be pointed out that Rice's return to Stanfurd (where she'll join fellow nefarious character Donald Rumsfeld) signals that the 2nd or 3rd best school on the West Coast has officially transitioned into something more than just THE college destination of choice for over-privileged trust-fund babies from Orange County/High School Musical.

Now, with the addition of the Former Secretary to the faculty, the Farm has undoubtedly become the softest place in America for war criminals from the Bush administration to land their golden parachutes! Good for you Stanfurd: Hoover, Rummy, and Condi. That's quite a crew. Can we offer you law professor John Yoo to complete the set?


Wednesday, January 28, 2009



If I can't have that Mustang... She might do... Is... it... cool? Jodie?

too early for a mid-life crisis?

I have an opportunity to buy a [single-owner, low milage, stock] 1965 Ford Mustang Coup for ridiculously cheap... What do you guys think? Is it cool?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

No Question.

I am so incredibly stoked.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Proof of Day Time Soft Core

In light of the previous post, I bring you this: The longest daytime sex scene EVER.

Pretty soon they'll be squirting with the best of 'em? (Too soon?)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

porn or soap star?

I've been investigating the similarities between soap opera stars and pornographic film stars. Discuss.

PS: Kirsten Storms and Bree Olson. Can the untrained eye tell the difference? Need I say more?

Damn Settings!

I can finally type in English, hells yeah. And with my new found blogging abilities I bring you this:

I may be biased because I love Jay Z and I live in a house where hip-hop is praised, but I think it's pretty sweet. You can check out the mash ups and the website here. So I as you internetz, is it cool?

Monday, January 12, 2009

Road Music

I found this CD in my mom's CD collection. She drives big rigs cross country. This CD looks AMAZING!

Edit: Tracklisting for Petals...

1. Teddy Bear
2. Six Days on the Road
3. Girl on the Billboard
4. Passing Zone Blues
5. Truck Driving Son of a Gun
6. Convoy
7. Give Me Forty Acres to Turn This Rig Around
8. White Knight
9. Looking at the World Through a Windshield
10. Giddyup Go Answer
11. Truck Drivin' Queen
12. Giddyup Go
13. Endless Black Ribbon
14. C.B. Savage
15. Truck Drivin' Man
16. Overloaded Diesel
17. Pinball Machine
18. Phantom 309
19. Truck Driver's Prayer
20. How Fast Them Trucks Can Go
21. Widowmaker
22. Little Joe
23.Freightliner Fever

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Wii Has Ruined My Life

You guys are stupid. I just saw a picture of Super Mario Brothers 2. That shit was bomb.

There is no questioning if this is cool

Friday, January 9, 2009

LOLCats Daycare

You know what would be cool? A day care called "LOLCats Child Care." A LOLCat could be the mascot. And the letterhead would have the subtitle: "I's Iz Watchin' Yo Kidzz 4 U."