Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I'm pretty sure its cool...

Carnival is awesome.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Thundercats Hooooooo

I used to have a Thundercats hard plastic fist that you slipped over your hand. It came with a Thundercats sword. I won them shooting bb gun rifles at a fair in the park in Mexico City when I was in first grade.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

First Ben and Zoey...

Now, I bring you Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams...

Hipster marriage is so in!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Craig Finn: Please Beat Up My Chemical Romance For Me

Oh wait... Your music already did!

Here's a sure-fire recipe for coolness (contrast with My Chemical Bullshit's so-called Dylan cover below):

Stark Reagan-Era Lo Fi Rock Song + The Hold Steady + Stark Recession Imagery from the Jersey Shore x Handpicked by The Boss = HELLA SICK HOLD STEADY COVER OF SPRINGSTEEN'S "ATLANTIC CITY"

Check my math. Pretty sure I'm right.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This is why you're fat.

This is why you're fat. A blog, much like this one, but there is something a little different going on over there. They post pictures of the fattiest foods I think I may have ever seen in my entire life. And I like to think that I've seen some things.

I start with what they call "The Hamdog". My brother Erik has actually eaten one of these, I saw the pictures to prove it, and he loved it. I think he actually eats one every year. Now, he is not fat but he is a pot smoking hippie so I think that explains a lot. Love you brother!

This beauty is called a "Turbaconucken". I know we've heard of a Turducken, but this...this is innovative and extremely exciting. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. ALL WRAPPED IN BACON. You heard me.

It's the size of this one that, like Arthea Franklin, demands respect. It's a Giant Breakfast Burrito. A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Chris, I know how you feel about mayo but how to you feel about Baconnaise? Maybe you could try it and see where that takes us ;D

Corn Dog Pizza. You're thinking about eating this right now aren't you?

And I'll end with this. This is a French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick. Every 7 year old's dream. Or just a fatty's dream.

Put an end to H8!

"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... from Courage Campaign on Vimeo.

Monday, February 9, 2009


Okay, so I posted this video because it's amazing and then they disabled embedding. Probably because it's so amazing. So here is the link, GO WATCH IT!

Believe me when I say I fucked a Mermaid.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

ring on it

I just can't get over this video...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Jack Pot! (in creepy old guy voice from Family Guy)

This is for you, Chris. Yeeaaahhh!!

I think my favorite part is when he laughs after finishing the one about the Jonas Borthers.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

i ain't down with the herd, i don't like leeches, they suck



For the second week in a row, fucking Bon Ivar (sp? pronunciation? who cares?) has been featured on Grey's Anatomy. You know, during that oh-so-emotional/funny/touching moment that comes in the middle-to-end of each and every episode.


A music director somewhere should be losing his job tonight.

Is it cool...?


PS: Give me a CD so I can listen to him outside of a pseudo-bohemian hipster context and I'll give it a try.

PPS: Listen to the first 45 seconds of "A Song Without Words" by Poor Bailey, using a pair of Bose headphones, and you will see God. That shit is hella cool.

My Chemical--BARF!

First of all, there have been some amazing posts going on around here. Boobs. Crazy Christians. Bosscocks. I LOVE IT!

So I'm sorry to be a downer amidst all the coolness... But I saw this today and I just had to share.

Not cool. So not cool.

How exactly does one go about reducing Dylan's eleven-minute-twenty-three-second epic down to a shitty three-minute-fifteen-second pop-punk travesty? I wouldn't know where to start... But then again, I'm not the charming lads in My Chemical Romance.

This blows.

I thought that's what Jesus was for...?

Best Week Ever is on point today. They posted this link for the Passion For Christ Movement, a Los Angeles-based youth-targeting religious organization. They sell the following as a part of their ministry:

"There are things in our culture that are deceiving us, but we think that it is good because of two primary reasons: 1) it's pleasurable to us for a season, or 2) because the majority of people are doing it and therefore we don't believe God when He says it's wicked. In actuality, however, these sins are fattening us up for the slaughter of God's wrath."

Now, I don't think that their message of hate will do anyone any good but these shirts are effing incredible!

I <3 the internetz.

You all know how I feel about Guitar Hero. So I think you will understand why I find this so amusing. I'm torn between being extremely entertained by this and jealous that I didn't think of it first.

Rock Band Traffic


A Houston woman with a 38KKK bust has broken the record for the world's largest breasts.

38 KKK. A CUP SIZE OF KKK! Talk about more than a hand full.

You can read the rest of the story here.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

You are about to get bosscocked.

This is the coolest thing I have seen on the internet since superbowl. You will laugh. You might pee, and there is a 40% chance of shitting your pants. I love it! If you are worried, it is totally ok for work or watching with the kids. Well, maybe not the kids.


Can it be super tough and cool? I think this will show you that, yes, it can.

The Tough Guy Challenge took place on Feb 1st. I had no idea this existed (which probably takes my tough and cool points down a bit). Its a challenge that many of our post men and women go through every day. Rain, Snow, and... Fire? Ok, well, not the same at all. It is however an obstacle course with 21 parts including barbed wire, fire, freezing water, mud, and many others. And best of all, its for charity!

Check it out!