Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I'm pretty sure its cool...

Carnival is awesome.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Thundercats Hooooooo

I used to have a Thundercats hard plastic fist that you slipped over your hand. It came with a Thundercats sword. I won them shooting bb gun rifles at a fair in the park in Mexico City when I was in first grade.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

First Ben and Zoey...

Now, I bring you Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams...

Hipster marriage is so in!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Craig Finn: Please Beat Up My Chemical Romance For Me

Oh wait... Your music already did!

Here's a sure-fire recipe for coolness (contrast with My Chemical Bullshit's so-called Dylan cover below):

Stark Reagan-Era Lo Fi Rock Song + The Hold Steady + Stark Recession Imagery from the Jersey Shore x Handpicked by The Boss = HELLA SICK HOLD STEADY COVER OF SPRINGSTEEN'S "ATLANTIC CITY"

Check my math. Pretty sure I'm right.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This is why you're fat.

This is why you're fat. A blog, much like this one, but there is something a little different going on over there. They post pictures of the fattiest foods I think I may have ever seen in my entire life. And I like to think that I've seen some things.

I start with what they call "The Hamdog". My brother Erik has actually eaten one of these, I saw the pictures to prove it, and he loved it. I think he actually eats one every year. Now, he is not fat but he is a pot smoking hippie so I think that explains a lot. Love you brother!

This beauty is called a "Turbaconucken". I know we've heard of a Turducken, but this...this is innovative and extremely exciting. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. ALL WRAPPED IN BACON. You heard me.

It's the size of this one that, like Arthea Franklin, demands respect. It's a Giant Breakfast Burrito. A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Chris, I know how you feel about mayo but how to you feel about Baconnaise? Maybe you could try it and see where that takes us ;D

Corn Dog Pizza. You're thinking about eating this right now aren't you?

And I'll end with this. This is a French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick. Every 7 year old's dream. Or just a fatty's dream.

Put an end to H8!

"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... from Courage Campaign on Vimeo.

Monday, February 9, 2009


Okay, so I posted this video because it's amazing and then they disabled embedding. Probably because it's so amazing. So here is the link, GO WATCH IT!

Believe me when I say I fucked a Mermaid.