Thursday, January 29, 2009

Another Reason Stanfurd SUCKS!

So I read today that Condoleezza Rice is going back to Leland Stanfurd Junior University to "teach" now that the nation no longer needs her "service." (Apparently the NFL didn't want her...?) Hilarity ensued on the forum that broke the story. Comments included:

"At one of her morning briefings at the Hoover Institute, there will be a memo that states, 'Cal Bears determined to attack Stanford.' And she will ignore it."


It should also be pointed out that Rice's return to Stanfurd (where she'll join fellow nefarious character Donald Rumsfeld) signals that the 2nd or 3rd best school on the West Coast has officially transitioned into something more than just THE college destination of choice for over-privileged trust-fund babies from Orange County/High School Musical.

Now, with the addition of the Former Secretary to the faculty, the Farm has undoubtedly become the softest place in America for war criminals from the Bush administration to land their golden parachutes! Good for you Stanfurd: Hoover, Rummy, and Condi. That's quite a crew. Can we offer you law professor John Yoo to complete the set?


Wednesday, January 28, 2009



If I can't have that Mustang... She might do... Is... it... cool? Jodie?

too early for a mid-life crisis?

I have an opportunity to buy a [single-owner, low milage, stock] 1965 Ford Mustang Coup for ridiculously cheap... What do you guys think? Is it cool?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

No Question.

I am so incredibly stoked.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Proof of Day Time Soft Core

In light of the previous post, I bring you this: The longest daytime sex scene EVER.

Pretty soon they'll be squirting with the best of 'em? (Too soon?)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

porn or soap star?

I've been investigating the similarities between soap opera stars and pornographic film stars. Discuss.

PS: Kirsten Storms and Bree Olson. Can the untrained eye tell the difference? Need I say more?

Damn Settings!

I can finally type in English, hells yeah. And with my new found blogging abilities I bring you this:

I may be biased because I love Jay Z and I live in a house where hip-hop is praised, but I think it's pretty sweet. You can check out the mash ups and the website here. So I as you internetz, is it cool?

Monday, January 12, 2009

Road Music

I found this CD in my mom's CD collection. She drives big rigs cross country. This CD looks AMAZING!

Edit: Tracklisting for Petals...

1. Teddy Bear
2. Six Days on the Road
3. Girl on the Billboard
4. Passing Zone Blues
5. Truck Driving Son of a Gun
6. Convoy
7. Give Me Forty Acres to Turn This Rig Around
8. White Knight
9. Looking at the World Through a Windshield
10. Giddyup Go Answer
11. Truck Drivin' Queen
12. Giddyup Go
13. Endless Black Ribbon
14. C.B. Savage
15. Truck Drivin' Man
16. Overloaded Diesel
17. Pinball Machine
18. Phantom 309
19. Truck Driver's Prayer
20. How Fast Them Trucks Can Go
21. Widowmaker
22. Little Joe
23.Freightliner Fever

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Wii Has Ruined My Life

You guys are stupid. I just saw a picture of Super Mario Brothers 2. That shit was bomb.

There is no questioning if this is cool

Friday, January 9, 2009

LOLCats Daycare

You know what would be cool? A day care called "LOLCats Child Care." A LOLCat could be the mascot. And the letterhead would have the subtitle: "I's Iz Watchin' Yo Kidzz 4 U."