Craig Finn: Please Beat Up My Chemical Romance For Me

Oh wait... Your music already did!

Here's a sure-fire recipe for coolness (contrast with My Chemical Bullshit's so-called Dylan cover below):

Stark Reagan-Era Lo Fi Rock Song + The Hold Steady + Stark Recession Imagery from the Jersey Shore x Handpicked by The Boss = HELLA SICK HOLD STEADY COVER OF SPRINGSTEEN'S "ATLANTIC CITY"

Check my math. Pretty sure I'm right.